realitybl0ws:

1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet

1:01 pm  •  14 February 2013  •  170,493 notes

theanti90smovement:

*slam dunks my future into the trash can*

12:55 pm  •  14 February 2013  •  53,815 notes